OK, Bernie is officially off his rocker

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12/23/2013 at 08:29 • Filed to: f1

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He now wants !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! 3 ! I think his reign has lasted far too long. It is time for a new boss, I propose Sir Jackie Stewart.

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I know that he doesn't want to be FIA President, but he should at least be in charge of F1 until he can find somebody else.


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/23/2013 at 08:31

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Solution: Double points for all races!


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > GhostZ
12/23/2013 at 08:33

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OOOO get this, Triple points!


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/23/2013 at 08:33

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Bernie is crazy. I think he has completely lost his mind honestly. I see him walking around on the grid like he's lost, just cluelessly looking around and kind of stumbling in between cars and teams to try to find something, but I don't think even he knows what he's looking for.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/23/2013 at 08:35

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Immediately followed by "VETTEL IS BEST DRIVER OF ALL TIME, HAS MORE POINTS THAN ANY PREVIOUS F1 DRIVER!!!"


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PushToStart
12/23/2013 at 08:35

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his mind, he is looking for his mind


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > PushToStart
12/23/2013 at 08:36

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He still hasn't found what he's looking for.


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/23/2013 at 08:38

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Hahahaha yeah most likely.

Is that lead picture of Bernie real or is it photoshopped? I've seen it before around here but didn't know if it was legit or not, and if it is, do you know what the context of it is? Was he mad about something?


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PushToStart
12/23/2013 at 08:39

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http://isiphotos.photoshelter.com/image/I0000Gvn…


Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/23/2013 at 08:43

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Bernie achieved exactly what was intended, getting loads of a free publicity and keeping people talking about F1 past the end of the season.

Proposing Jackie Stewart as an alternative is really ignorant of history and the reasons why Bernie got to where he is today, and why he remains there. Jackie Stewart and Bernie have worked together for decades, dividing the jobs between them based on what they're good at. Stewart knows better than anyone just how vital Bernie's business acumen has been to improving the sport - or even just keeping it alive.

Yeah, we get it, you don't like Bernie for some irrational reason. Do you have to keep banging on about your prejudice towards an old man who's done nothing much wrong, eliciting nastiness like what's been spewed below?


Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > PushToStart
12/23/2013 at 08:44

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That's just nasty. You need to take a look at yourself. Is it all old men you go around abusing in that disgustingly prejudiced and insensitive way, or do you reserve a special helping of bile for Bernie for some reason?


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CalzoneGolem
12/23/2013 at 08:48

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Neither has Bono...


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/23/2013 at 08:58

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My Family Feud comment is still relevant.

http://jalopnik.com/ever-watch-fam…


Kinja'd!!! Clown Shoe Pilot > PushToStart
12/23/2013 at 09:04

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You're not the first to make the assertion that he's lost his mind. I heard it a few times from different people in the paddock this year.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > McMike
12/23/2013 at 09:04

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Yes, maybe Bernie is secretly:

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Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > Clown Shoe Pilot
12/23/2013 at 09:08

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Yeah, I mean I don't hate the guy, but for someone who is in charge of such a big organization that's worth so much money he needs to be more lucid. He's done good things for the sport before but now I think he needs to step down, and let someone else (that is more fit for the job) take the reigns.


Kinja'd!!! Clown Shoe Pilot > PushToStart
12/23/2013 at 09:11

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Ok, then it's agreed. Now... how do we replace him?


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > GhostZ
12/23/2013 at 09:16

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50 Points to Gryffindor!


Kinja'd!!! LappingLuke > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/23/2013 at 10:47

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Anyone, anything would be better than Bernie. An old dying horse would be better.